Because sometimes we CAN have nice things…

Top picks from around the web this week:

KITCHEN

Last week we showcased this amazing R2-D2 measuring cup set. This time:

Yes, an R2-D2 Popcorn Maker! Wondrous.

HOME

Always know when it’s time to play the music and light the lights, with The Muppet Show Cuckoo Clock…

OFFICE

Today is a good day to open a letter.

APPAREL

You gotta love the subtlety of this artist-designed shirt:

ACCESSORIES

All of our dreams have been realized! Available for pre-order now is a Star Trek: The Next Generation communicator, which, yes, works via Bluetooth instead of the ship’s computer, but is still cool as hell:

GEEK, JR.

When the true horror of Cthulu is unleashed… kids bounce on it, apparently.

JUST… WANT!

You can turn yourself into a minifig! And then you go on the wall! “Lego of your inhibitions,” reads the tagline. Clever.

WEIRDEST MERCH OF THE WEEK

“Zombie Entrails Stuffed Scarf Plush.” Just… awful.

Search for this coolness and more on Amazon…

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  • Another Kate

    Muppet show cuckoo clock! Also, I’d get the bat’leth letter opener for my office, but it would probably be confiscated. Or stolen.

    • Rachel Hyland

      Yeah, if only the demand for opening letters was high at my house. Or even existed at all. Then I would wield that adorable thing with… well, with at least Alexander-like skill.

      • Another Kate

        We would use it for opening junk mail and bills. 😛