asharmyofdarkness

See this? This… is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart… shop S-Mart. YA GOT THAT?!

— Ash (Bruce Campbell)
Army of Darkness (1992)

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