seeressofkellbanner “My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?”

— Mandorallen, Baron of Vo Mandor
The Seeress of Kell (1992), by David Eddings

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