catYou’d never get a cat to be a servant. You ever see a cat return a stick? “Hey, man! You threw the stick, you go get it yourself! I’m busy! If you wanted the stick so bad, why’d you throw it away in the first place?

– Cat (Danny John-Jules)
Red Dwarf, “Kryten” (02.01)

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