CoachFinstockSquareThere are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

— Coach Finstock (Jay Tarses)
Teen Wolf (1985)

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