deadpool-ultimate-alliance-thumb“The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation.”

— Deadpool (John Kassir)
Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (2006)

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