Job Description: We are looking for a few good geeks to join our crack team of reviewers, opinion-makers and minutia-obsessed nitpickers, covering science fiction, fantasy, horror, alternate history, covert ops and conspiracy theory. (Plus, vampires. Lots and lots of vampires.)

Please e-mail submissions@geekspeakmagazine.com with your genre credentials and a sample review of anything at all. Also, complete this sentence: “Michael Bay is...”