YODA: Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.
— Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope (1977)
Geek Speak Status: Contributing Writer
Preferred Nationality: American
Known Alias(es): None
Michael Bay is… really good at explosions. Really bad at plots.
Gateway Fandom: Star Wars/Childhood’s End
Favorite Movie: Hudson Hawk
Favorite Book: The Pastwatch series by Orson Scott Card.
Favorite Author: Hrm…
Guilty Pleasure: The Rundown (AKA Welcome to the Jungle)
Crush(es): Captain Tightpants.
Vendetta(s): People who like Macs. Idiotic people who don’t vaccinate their children (I am looking at you Jenny McCarthy).
Fan Fiction: Pro or Con? CON.
The Final 5:
Trek or Wars: Wars
DC or Marvel: Both
Vampires or Werewolves: I think the more important question is: ninjas or pirates?
Dragons or Unicorns: Unicorns (only if they are surrounded by cute puppies and rainbows – not in books).
Time Travel: Pro or Con? Pro – if only to watch writers squirm their way out of plot holes.
- You, Too, Can Save the World (Contributor), a Batman reflection, Vol. 2, Issue 4, July 2012
- The Official Vampire Lore Standards, setting ground rules for vampire fiction, Vol. 2, Issue 5, August 2012
- The Arnold Effect, Schwarzenegger on Schwarzenegger, Vol. 2, Issue 11, February 2013
- Vampire Lore: One Lore to Rule Them All, Vol. 2, Issue 4, July 2012
- Family Guy: Making Us Dumber, Vol. 2, Issue 11, February 2013
- An American in Oz, Vol. 2, Issue 10, January 2013
- From Dusk Till Dawn (1997)
- Hudson Hawk (1991)
- The Others (2001)
- The Ten Commandments (1956)
- The Village (2004)
- Chase Me by Tamara Hogan
- Darkest Caress by Kaylea Cross
- Existence by David Brin
- Hot and Haunted by Megan Hart, Saranna DeWylde and Lauren Hawkeye
- King of the Damned by Juliana Stone
- Magic Gone Wild by Judi Fennell
- Only Superhuman by Christoper L. Bennett
- Pebble in the Sky by Isaac Asimov
- Plain Fear: Forbidden by Leanna Ellis
- Savage Hunger by Terry Spear
- Seduced by Blood by Laurie London
- Snow Whyte and the Queen of Mayhem by Melissa Lemon
- The Covert Wolf by Bonnie Vanak
- The Demoness of Waking Dreams by Stephanie Chong
- The Immortal Rules by Julie Kagawa
- The Lady of Secrets by Susan Carroll
- The Robot Series by Isaac Asimov
- The Scottish Witch by Cathy Maxwell
- The Shapeshifter’s Secret by Heather Ostler
- The Uninvited by Heather Graham
- When Darkness Hungers by J. K. Beck
- Wild About You by Kerrelyn Sparks