All these things that I believed, with all my heart when I was young,
Are just coasters for beer, and clean surfaces for drugs,
And I packed up my pamphlets with my Bible, at the back of the shelf
– Frank Turner, “Love, Ire and Song”

SUMMARY

Geek Speak Status: Contributing Writer
Nationality: American
Preferred Nationality: Klingon (TNG Klingon, not original)
Known Alias(es): Sasquatch, Dad, Dumbass
Michael Bay is… everybody’s fault

GENRE CREDENTIALS

Gateway Fandom: The Empire Strikes Back.
Favorite Movie: Raiders of the Lost Ark
Favorite TV Show(s): The X-Files, South Park
Favorite Book: Fractals, Chaos, Power Laws by Manfred Schroeder
Favorite Author: Does Stan Lee count?
Guilty Pleasure: Easyriders magazine (guilty pleasures oughta give you, you know, guilt and pleasure).
Crush(es): Special Agent Dana Scully, Dr. Beverly Crusher, Zoe Saldana in a Starfleet uniform
Vendetta(s): Dolph Lundgren, Ewoks, whoever wrote The Fifth Element.
Fan Fiction: Pro or Con? Pro (was con until watching my daughter use it as a gateway to writing).

THE FINAL 5

Trek or Wars: Trek. It has given us 40+ years, while Wars has given us 2 ½ movies.
DC or Marvel: Marvel
Vampires or Werewolves: Werewolves, because they eat unicorns
Dragons or Unicorns: Dragons, because they eat vampires.
Time Travel: Pro or Con? I have a theory about this…

FEATURES

• Damn You to Hell! Sci-Fi Films of the 70s, Vol. 2, Issue 2, May 2012
• The Many Crimes of George Lucas: Episode I: Star Wars Edition, Vol. 2, Issue 3, June 2012
• The Many Crimes of George Lucas: Episode II: Non-Star Wars Edition, Vol. 2, Issue 3, June 2012
• Defining Geek (with Kate Nagy), what does it mean to be a “geek”, Vol. 2, Issue 8, November 2012
• My First Crush (Contributor), Vol. 2, Issue 10, January 2013

REVIEWS

MOVIES

• 12 Monkeys (1995)