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“And there’s the sign, Ridcully,” said the Dean. “You have read it, I assume. You know? The sign which says ‘Do not, under any circumstances, open this door’?”
“Of course I’ve read it,” said Ridcully. “Why d’yer think I want it opened?”
“Er…why?” said the Lecturer in Recent Runes.
“To see why they wanted it shut, of course.”
† This exchange contains almost all you need to know about human civilization. At least, those bits of it that are now under the sea, fenced off or still smoking.
— Hogfather, Terry Pratchett

SUMMARY

Geek Speak Status: Contributing Writer
Website: eragon-sporkings.wikispaces.comkippurbird.livejournal.com
Nationality: American
Preferred Nationality: Valdemaran
Known Alias(es): Kippur, Kippurbird
Michael Bay is… far too much in love with blowing shit up.

GENRE CREDENTIALS

Gateway Fandom: Star Trek: The Next Genration.
Favorite Movie(s): Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.
Favorite TV Show(s): Doctor Who, Buffy, Babylon 5, Star Trek (all versions), Lost, Batman Beyond and Gargoyles
Favorite Book(s): Q-Squared by Peter David, Interesting Times by Terry Pratchett.
Favorite Author: Ultimately? Peter David.
Guilty Pleasure: Badly-written books.
Crush(es): Nate Grey, Legolas, Q, Luke Skywalker.
Vendetta(s): The Varden, idiot protagonists, Edward Cullen, Auditors of Reality.
Fan Fiction: Pro or Con? Looking at the collection I’ve written… pro!

THE FINAL 5

Trek or Wars: Yes
DC or Marvel: Marvel
Vampires or Werewolves: Neither.
Dragons or Unicorns: Dragons.
Time Travel: Pro or Con? Pro! And bring in the alternate realities too!