JAKE: Seriously, Stanley… for a watermelon, you get into trouble way more often than you should.
– Adventure Time, “The Jiggler” (01.06)

Nationality: British
Preferred Nationality: German
Known Alias(es): milk no suger
Michael Bay is… the only thing stopping Michael Bay from being a good film maker.

GENRE CREDENTIALS

Gateway Fandom(s): Raised on a healthy dose of Star Trek.
Favorite Movie(s): Baraka, Ghostbusters.
Favorite TV Show(s): At the moment, Adventure Time and The Walking Dead, but never should the two meet.
Favorite Book(s): The novelization of Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon.
Favorite Author(s): Bryan Lee O’Malley (at the moment).
Guilty Pleasure(s): The 80s.
Crush(es): The 70s.
Vendetta(s): The 90s.
Fan Fiction: Pro or Con? Pro.

THE FINAL 5

Trek or Wars: Trek
DC or Marvel: Marvel comics, DC films
Vampires or Werewolves: Vampires
Dragons or Unicorns: Unicorns
Time Travel: Pro or Con? Con, when has it ever ended well?

FEATURES

• The 2012 Geek Speak Awards (Contributor), Vol. 2, Issue 9, December 2013
• My First Crush (Contributor), Vol. 2, Issue 10, January 2013

REVIEWS

MOVIES

• Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
• Ghostbusters (1982)
• Moon (2009)
• Superman Returns (2006)
• Transformers

TV – ON DVD

• Italian Spiderman (2007)