PINKY: I think so Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, then shouldn’t the plural of spouse be spice?
— Pinky and the Brain, “My Feldmans, My Friends”, (03.04)
Geek Speak Status: Contributing Writer
Preferred Nationality: Anything with an accent… preferably something Caribbean… or Irish.
Known Alias(es): Mouse; “Hey, you! The guy stealing my beer…”
Michael Bay is… just misunderstood.
Gateway Fandom: The Lord of the Rings.
Favorite Movie: The 13th Warrior; pretty much anything with ninjas, zombies, robots… ninjazombierobots…
Favorite TV Show(s): Firefly, Red Dwarf, Unbeatable Banzuke.
Favorite Book: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.
Favorite Author(s): Dr Suess.
Guilty Pleasure: B-grade cinema; superhero branded clothing.
Crush(es): Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow, Jessica Biel in Blade Trinity, Charlize Theron as Aeon Flux, Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil, the list could continue…. Drew Barrymore in Charlie’s Angels… also, I would have Matthew Bellamy’s babies.
Vendetta(s): Whoever thought 3D movies should be standard, GE Finance, the entire R&B Genre… it’s neither Rhythm, nor Blues!!
Fan Fiction: Pro or Con? Con. Coat-tails are for wearing, not riding.
THE FINAL 5
Trek or Wars: Star Wars, no competition… (as long as we only look at the original three).
DC or Marvel: Marvel.
Vampires or Werewolves: Werewolves… slightly less cliché.
Dragons or Unicorns: Dragons. Simply on damage output potential.
Time Travel: Pro or Con? Pro. Three wordS: Bill and Ted.
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