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Katie Hager

DENNIS: Oh, but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

SUMMARY

Geek Speak Status: Contributing Writer
Nationality: American
Preferred Nationality: Narnian
Known Alias(es):  I have expunged all my aliases from the historical record.
Michael Bay is… living in my bathroom making a dress out of my toilet paper.

GENRE CREDENTIALS

Gateway Fandom: The Chronicles of Narnia, Redwall and Twenty-Thousand Leagues Under the Sea
Favorite Movie: Uh . . . what day of the week is it? Tuesday? Well, probably, The Princess Bride.
Favorite TV Show(s): The X-Files, The Twilight Zone.
Favorite Book: Jules Verne’s Twenty-Thousand Leagues Under the Sea; but if you mention The Mysterious Island, I will shove a live badger up your nose.
Favorite Author: Jack London, Brian Jacques and Frederic S. Durbin.
Guilty Pleasure: 80′s music . . . bad 80′s music.
Crush(es): Jimmy Stewart.
Vendetta(s): Please, I did not get to where I am today by letting people know I will be coming for them.
Fan Fiction: Pro or Con? Well . . . the First Amendment protects it . . . I guess.

THE FINAL 5 

Trek or Wars: Wars. Unless that also means those abominable prequels… then neither.
DC or Marvel: Neither – to the chagrin of my husband, I never got into superheroes.
Vampires or Werewolves: Werewolves.
Dragons or Unicorns: Unicorns for the win!
Time Travel: Pro or Con? Pro. I would totally use one of man’s greatest scientific achievements for the sole purpose of arranging a date with Jimmy Stewart.

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