LYLE: It takes a lot of guts to have nothing at your age!
— Ishtar (1987)
Geek Speak Status: Contributing Writer
Preferred Nationality: Athabascan
Known Alias(es): Binky, Bink
Michael Bay is… the Antichrist
Gateway Fandom: Comic books (pre-Hollywood pillaging).
Current Addiction(s): Internet porridge.
Favorite Movie: My Best Fiend.
Favorite TV Show(s): The Twilight Zone (it got cancelled?!?)
Favorite Book: Nothing If Not Critical by Robert Hughes.
Favorite Author: F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Guilty Pleasure: Fondue.
Crush(es): Records sealed under court order.
Vendetta(s): Basic cable hell, military worship.
Fan-fiction: Pro or Con? Whatever gets you published.
THE FINAL 5
Trek or Wars: Trek (too much Lucas desecration)
DC or Marvel: DC (Court of Owls ye-eah!!)
Vampires or Werewolves: Werewolves (Benecio’s movie was underrated)
Dragons or Unicorns: Unicorns
Time Travel: Pro or Con? Definitely pro (send this Conn back!)
- Prohibition, Moonshine and the Redemption of LaBeouf, Vol. 2, Issue 6, September 2012